Music

Everyone has an opinion about music. They may be ambivalent about everything else but people know almost instinctively what they like to listen to.

Nihilism

Without the belief in Nihilism life would
have no meaning.

The French

I have always admired the inconsistency of the French.

Tattoos

I've never seen a beautiful tattoo on a woman. On a man it really doesn't matter, men are ugly to begin with.

The Lottery

Here's a question I like to ask people when lottery fever reaches an epidemic.

You have a choice between these two options.

1) You can have 50 million dollars but in order to keep it you must maintain your current employment, take only accrued time off, work the necessary overtime, etc. Pretty much what you are doing right now except you'd be a millionaire.

2) Whatever you are earning at your current job, (assuming future raises, etc.) is mailed to you every month. You don't have to work for it and it will keep coming every month for the rest of your life.

Which would you chose?

Political Parties

Like birthday parties one should be invited to join a political party and not be enlisted as a member.
I would rather be considered an invited guest
than an apparatchik.

Random Thoughts

Because thinking is linear, one thought leading to another, is a random thought even possible? What is the most random thing you can think of?

At the End of the Day

Does that mean the debate ends
when I take my pants off?

Small Progress

The useless not the utilitarian define a culture.

Feminism

For all the perceived gains Feminism has made, it has also created a lot of neurotic women and lazy men.

Inventory

What is the smallest object you own?

Sustenance

The printing plant and the slaughter house
share many commonalities.