Happy Halloween

Salvation

You can sink, float, or swim. Either way you're going to die.


I'd rather believe in helicopters.

The Last Flower of the Season

Full Moon

Calling into Work

“Hello?”

“This is Kurt, I won’t be into work today. Yesterday I was getting out my winter clothes and decided to clean and organize my closet and I accidently threw away all my shoes.

. . . I might not be in tomorrow either.”

Propaganda

The Age of Irony

Since the humor in irony is in it’s opposite meaning it follows that the opposite of irony should be funny. It isn’t.

The antonym of irony is logic.

Meta-ethics

Do you see either of these as true?


There is only one good and there is infinite evil.

There is infinite good and there is only one evil.