Sunday

How to Rent Movies

Here's a quick tip to make renting a movie a little easier. Avoid renting any movie that shows three people on the cover. Two people, maybe. A group of people ok, but three people on the cover is the movie studios way of warning the consumer the movie is no good.

Thursday

You Too Can Live the Teletubby Lifestyle

Purge n' Fly

You know this is coming. First security, then the vomitorium, then the boarding pass. Anyone who has seen the movie Maria Full of Grace knows what I'm refering to. Drug dealers have long resorted to people swallowing their product in order to smuggle it undetected past authorities. Substitute explosives for drugs explosives and it's a new tomorrow for everyone.

Have you had your "courtesy" enema?